About the Site!

Hey, I'm Nikolai. You can call me Niko. I'm 34 years old (as of 2023), and constantly bored.

I live in the midwest of the USA. I hate it. But I created this site because I wanted a weird little webhome online, and I miss the old days of the internet before social media and influencer shit was a thing.

You'll probably find a little bit of everything here!

Check the links in the sidebar for different things, and check the ones in the header as well! This site has no set theme, just pure chaos!

Check out my best friend's webpage! (Mess with him and I will hurt you.)

Do you want to link to this page with this button below? Save it to your computer, upload it to your site, and then link here! :)

- Cat Ipsum -

Rub my belly hiss swipe at owner's legs sniff catnip and act crazy growl at dogs in my sleep sit on the laptop for hiss at vacuum cleaner i like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me.

Head nudges eat my own ears. Hey! you there, with the hands why can't i catch that stupid red dot, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff, or roll over and sun my belly curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels.